[Hiccup makes a bit of a face, giving away his intention to lie before even saying anything. Most of the stories that came to mind were...not things he really wanted to discuss right now, and sifting through the past five years for something to share that wasn't those would take some time.
Luckily, he gets to look incredulous instead. Thank you, distraction.]
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Luckily, he gets to look incredulous instead. Thank you, distraction.]
...Snotlout? [why this] I am so sorry.