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Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III ([personal profile] berkthorn) wrote2014-06-22 08:29 pm
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First Flight. [video from new bark town.]

[He's still rubbing at his skull when he starts recording. All those memories rushing back at once wasn't exactly a fun experience, but given the circumstances he's not looking that worse for wear. In fact, there's a hint of a grin starting to appear before he starts talking.]

And here I was, thinking it was all a really elaborate dream. Probably should have known better -- I'm leagues ahead of everyone else on Berk, but no Viking is this creative.

I don't know who's still here, or even how long it's been for you all... Looks like all my stuff is gone, though. Can't have anything be too easy, can I? But it's good to be back.

[A floppy-eared Emolga climbs up into the frame, clinging to the Viking's armor until he can settle down onto Hiccup's shoulder. He wasn't Dinkfin or Adder, but Hiccup's already decided he's fond of the guy. No guessing as to why Johto felt it was an appropriate partner, anyway...]

And this time? Not waiting here for a week. If anyone needs me, I'll be heading to Cherrygrove.
foolishwren: Or do you just rip a hole in your chest and let the locusts fly randomly into the keyboard? (do you like... THINK before you type?)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-06-26 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's true, she actually has mellowed out some since the Hiccup left. Though 'mellow' is the last word you'd use to describe her reaction to learning his true age.]

[Her eyes widen.]


Twenty?!

Are you for REAL?

I-- jeez, you're only a year younger than me! How-- you were so little! Twenty?! How dare you.

[She shoots what can only be described as an indignant glare at him through the screen, fuming for a moment, before adding--]

... It's good to see you, by the way.
foolishwren: Looks like SOMEONE hasn't tried finger but hole (HEH...)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-06-27 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but you were--

[She makes a scrunched face and gestures aimlessly for a moment, trying to think of a way to phrase it that isn't "SHUT UP YOU WERE LITTLE".]

Whatever, you big lug.

Anyway, I'm here for good. If I'm ever gonna leave, it'll be in a bodybag.

[She says it like she has some amount of control over the situation. She doesn't, but it makes her feel better. She's not gonna bring up her father's disappearance. There's no sense in marring an otherwise-happy occasion.]

Truth be told, I don't think you've missed a whole hell of a lot. It's the same old Johto. Happy to be back?
foolishwren: unfortunately for you all I cannot wait to annoy you and make myself your problem. (good morning everyone)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-06-30 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah... I guess these people were chugging along like normal before we ever came here and are still doing just that even with us weirdos stinkin' up the joint.

But hey, I'll take tranquility over like... the apocalypse or something any day.

So shit, five years.

Things might not've changed HERE much, but I bet a lot happened on the other side. Got any stories to share?

... OH, I met your, uh-- friend, by the way. Snotface? Snot... something?

I don't know if he's still here, but...
foolishwren: YA GIRL... (HEY DEMONS IT'S ME...)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-07-02 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
[She catches that face. It's something she's gotten good at doing lately. But she doesn't say a word about it. If the face had to be made in the first place, that's enough for her to know not to ask further. At least not right now. Having to scramble for ways to avoid getting sensitive information pried out of you is no way to spend your first day back.]

[So instead she sort of laughs at Hiccup's obvious disdain.]


HAH, he wasn't that bad... I mean, dumb as a sack of bricks, but...
foolishwren: so, like queer eye except the gays fuck up the lives of men who deserve it. and also I'm one of the gays. (me pitching a show to netflix:)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-07-03 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Could be that he went home. A lot of people have.

[... At that, she's actually silent for a few seconds. But when she speaks again, her voice is forcibly bright.]

How's Astrid doin'?
foolishwren: me: *makes fun of the typo, repeats the typo for the next ten minutes straight, makes puns based on the typo, names my firstborn after the typo* (friend: *makes a typo*)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-07-03 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
... OHO! So you guys DID get together! [HICCUP YOU DOG]

You know, back when you both were here, I gave her advice on how to get your attention off of Claire once.

[LOOKS LIKE IT WORKED HAHA lol j/k j/k]
foolishwren: except the bike is on fire and you're on fire and everything is on fire and you're in hell (life is so easy its like riding a bike)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-07-05 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[At that, she laughs.]

Oh, come on!

You were fifteen. 'Subtlety' and 'fifteen-year-olds' don't exactly go together.

[It was precious.]

Anyway, I told her to train her dragons up real good and then go kick Claire's butt.

[Which, really, shouldn't surprise anybody when it's coming from Heather.]
foolishwren: TWERKS like Gaston makes it werk like Gaston no one drops down that booty and JERKS like Gaston (nooooo.... OOOOOOONE....)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-07-09 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Heather smirks broadly.]

Then I'll consider it a job well done on my part.

Heather Mason, Teacher of the Year.
foolishwren: i was listening to mumford and sons and the banjo solo really went off (sorry i was speeding officer)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-07-10 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
--okay, you're right, lips zipped.

I can't compete with Carmen.

[Edutainment is hard to beat.]
foolishwren: who will shave their head while i shave mine and then hotglue the hair to the roof with me so that the roof has hair (i want someone to sit on the roof with)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-07-11 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll be content with second place.

[A little of the humor fades from her voice, though she's still smiling.]

So, what's your game-plan this time 'round? You got all the badges last time, right?
foolishwren: and i never will. i've already forgotten what you said, good bye forever (Wow ive never thought about it like that)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-07-18 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Must've gotten you mixed up with somebody else-- I can barely keep track of how many badges everybody has these days.

[She seems sort of interested in the switch, though. That IS kinda weird.]

Huh. What's the difference, anyway? Extra info packet in your bag or are there other perks too?

[For someone who's been here for basically ever, Heather never really... paid all that much attention to the title attached to her name on the ID.]
foolishwren: Im highly fucked up. Ive been known to say rude things and watch the carnage brutally unfold (ill tell u this right now: im from hell)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-08-04 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
... Well, dang. That sounds... significantly easier.

[WHY DO THE BREEDERS GET ALL THE PERKS.]

... But then again, I could barely handle the single clutch of eggs I got out of MY Pokemon.

So I guess it probably evens out.
foolishwren: Or do you just rip a hole in your chest and let the locusts fly randomly into the keyboard? (do you like... THINK before you type?)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-08-11 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
You mean the Supreme Court?

Yeah, guess who got those when the Sheriff left.

[99 PROBLEMS AND ALL OF THEM ARE DOGS.]

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