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Second Flight. [text from blackthorn city.]
Turns out that when you spend all your time flying around the world having your pokemon destroy inn furniture, you kind of run out of money.
[And he's way too stubborn to accept Carmen paying for everything all the time, even with her unexplained reserves of cash. So here he goes...!]
To fix that, I'm taking commissions for leather goods! I've been doing this for...just about forever, so I can make just about anything put of whatever this world's version of leather is, really -- saddles, bags, saddles with bags, coats, coats with bags, bags with hidden bags, you get the idea. I can also work with metal, but I'd rather not make any weapons. I'm thinking more along the lines of prosthetic limbs (not that most of you have need for that) or jewelry.
Depending on what it is, we can talk out a price that works. Call in today and receive a free egg or bunny rock thing with your order!
Or just call in if you want the pokemon and something crafted, I guess. I'll have a list of egg moves for the ones I have on hand, but if that's all you want then I'll need to ask you to pay for them. The daily swarm pokemon just need a good home. Haven't seen what these new guys can do in battle yet, but if you're in a pinch, they make an excellent dragon-repelling disco ball*!
*May or may not actually repel dragons. The scientists are still hard at work on that one.
[And as promised, HERE is his egg list, attached to the message! It includes pictures of Eevee, Arcanine, Scrafty, Emolga, and the mysterious Carbink, with notes that the Arcanine and Scrafty are evolved forms. Also shown are examples of things he's made (warning: that last one is a gif.)
EGGS STILL AVAILABLE.]
[And he's way too stubborn to accept Carmen paying for everything all the time, even with her unexplained reserves of cash. So here he goes...!]
To fix that, I'm taking commissions for leather goods! I've been doing this for...just about forever, so I can make just about anything put of whatever this world's version of leather is, really -- saddles, bags, saddles with bags, coats, coats with bags, bags with hidden bags, you get the idea. I can also work with metal, but I'd rather not make any weapons. I'm thinking more along the lines of prosthetic limbs (not that most of you have need for that) or jewelry.
Depending on what it is, we can talk out a price that works. Call in today and receive a free egg or bunny rock thing with your order!
Or just call in if you want the pokemon and something crafted, I guess. I'll have a list of egg moves for the ones I have on hand, but if that's all you want then I'll need to ask you to pay for them. The daily swarm pokemon just need a good home. Haven't seen what these new guys can do in battle yet, but if you're in a pinch, they make an excellent dragon-repelling disco ball*!
*May or may not actually repel dragons. The scientists are still hard at work on that one.
[And as promised, HERE is his egg list, attached to the message! It includes pictures of Eevee, Arcanine, Scrafty, Emolga, and the mysterious Carbink, with notes that the Arcanine and Scrafty are evolved forms. Also shown are examples of things he's made (warning: that last one is a gif.)
EGGS STILL AVAILABLE.]
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Though I think it'd be best to hold back on the language, if you talk to him. I don't know if his trainer would like him learning some of those words.
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ThAt ThE dJ zAcK aTtAcK y'AlL gAb AbOuT?
I gOt OnE oF tHoSe LiTtLe HuSkDuDeS, mAn!
nAmEd HiM hI-tEq
He CaN dRoP sOmE pReTtY sIcKnAsTy BeAtS tOo, ThEy JuSt AiN't LiPbEaTs
MoRe Of A tEcHnIfIeD bItNoIsE tO jAm ThE fUcK oUt To
[ wait so . . . ]
ShIt BrO . . .
i DoN't kNoW nO oThEr LaNgUaGe To GeT aT :o(
tRiEd ThAt BiNaRy ShIt AnD cAn'T gEt ThE mOtHeRfUcKeR rIgHt
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[...what the heck are lipbeats and technified bitnoise... Well, hopefully he was right about the genre of music Zack did.]
I don't actually mean another language, I mean some of the words. Like the fuck, shit, and motherfucker. He's an impressionable guy, so he could pick up on a lot of stuff that isn't necessarily what his trainer would like to teach him, you know?
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wHy NoT? :o(
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Most people think of it as inappropriate.
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[Though if this guy isn't human, has colored text, and is typing funny...]
Are you a troll?
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hOw'D yOu KnOw?
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[And now, pretty much because he has to.]
Have you ever stolen someone's left sock before?
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FiRsT iTs My InVeRtIbRo AnD nOw TaV!!
DiDn'T kNoW tAvBrO bE aRoUnD tHeSe PaRtS tOo HaHa :o)
MaDe My MoThErFuCkIn DaY, dOgG. YoU kNoW wHeRe He'S aT?
UhHhH
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fuCk I cAn'T rEmEmBeR iF uP aNd SwIpEd SoMe SoCkS
i DoNt WeAr ThOsE lItTlE pRoNg BlAnKeTs
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WhAt If SoMe OtHeR fUcKeR sNatChEd ThEm RiGhT uP uNdEr My snIfFeR?
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[He'd feel worse if he didn't have to spend so much of this conversation feeling SO CONFUSED.]
That could be! I've never been able to figure out who it was that would snatch the socks. [The twins or some Terrible Terrors seemed the most likely.] None of the trolls I've met before seem to have, though.