berkthorn: (high maintenance)
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III ([personal profile] berkthorn) wrote2014-09-05 05:16 pm

Second Flight. [text from blackthorn city.]

Turns out that when you spend all your time flying around the world having your pokemon destroy inn furniture, you kind of run out of money.

[And he's way too stubborn to accept Carmen paying for everything all the time, even with her unexplained reserves of cash. So here he goes...!]

To fix that, I'm taking commissions for leather goods! I've been doing this for...just about forever, so I can make just about anything put of whatever this world's version of leather is, really -- saddles, bags, saddles with bags, coats, coats with bags, bags with hidden bags, you get the idea. I can also work with metal, but I'd rather not make any weapons. I'm thinking more along the lines of prosthetic limbs (not that most of you have need for that) or jewelry.

Depending on what it is, we can talk out a price that works. Call in today and receive a free egg or bunny rock thing with your order!

Or just call in if you want the pokemon and something crafted, I guess. I'll have a list of egg moves for the ones I have on hand, but if that's all you want then I'll need to ask you to pay for them. The daily swarm pokemon just need a good home. Haven't seen what these new guys can do in battle yet, but if you're in a pinch, they make an excellent dragon-repelling disco ball*!

*May or may not actually repel dragons. The scientists are still hard at work on that one.


[And as promised, HERE is his egg list, attached to the message! It includes pictures of Eevee, Arcanine, Scrafty, Emolga, and the mysterious Carbink, with notes that the Arcanine and Scrafty are evolved forms. Also shown are examples of things he's made (warning: that last one is a gif.)

EGGS STILL AVAILABLE.]
paladinlost: (err)

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[personal profile] paladinlost 2014-09-05 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I've no idea what's a disco ball and why it would have any particular effect on dragons, but they can also distract would-be pickpockets and keep doors open. You might want to add that to your sales' pitch.

[And what a sales' pitch it is.]
paladinlost: (thoughtful)

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[personal profile] paladinlost 2014-09-05 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
It was not quite my intention at first. I merely let it out of its pokéball near an open door, and it chose not to move. For three hours and a half.

[He seriously thought the poor thing had died or fallen asleep, by the end of it.]

Exactly, and luckily they are not easily removed. Some wild Zigzagoon proved that by trying... for three hours and a half.

[As a matter of fact, 'dead' was slowly becoming the most probable option.]
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bertall: (Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun)

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[personal profile] bertall 2014-09-05 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
...how much would you charge for a saddle that can fit a salamence? and do you do repairs? i uh
i have a body harness from home and one of the straps is getting worn out by the shoulders since my pokemon used to haul me around by it when they were first learning how to use fly.
bertall: (You ever feel like just rubbing your fac)

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[personal profile] bertall 2014-09-05 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
handles might be good if im carrying someone else with me. as far as weight, i think shes about two twenty? maybe two thirty and around five feet. as for me, im about six five now and the last time i checked i was at one eighty... five? im not sure anymore.

[He's gained a bit of weight since he got here, but it's not a bad thing. Teenagers, man.]

and just matching is fine. its really finicky on how its designed since we used it back home to fight. its... well, hold on ill show you what it looks like. [About thirty secconds later, a picture of a jumbled mess of straps comes through. He'd put it on if it wasn't such a hassle right now.]
paladinlost: (curious)

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[personal profile] paladinlost 2014-09-05 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Spinning, you say?

[He turns around to look at something behind him. That something is very possibly an immobile, staring Carbink.]

...I can see how it would work, somewhat, yet after a few hours of this I cannot even imagine it. I do hope it stopped before the dizziness became too mugh to handle.
bertall: (im drinking out of a pineapple so yea.)

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[personal profile] bertall 2014-09-05 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
i used to be one of the tallest back home so i know how that is.

[If only he had the grappling hooks and everything else to go with it. Who doesn't want a bunch of people zipping around at forty miles an hour on a harness? Not Johto.]

im in cianwood right now but once i tackle the gym i can try and make my way over to you for a day trip or something. and that sounds fine with me. i rarely splurge on myself
paladinlost: (cute)

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[personal profile] paladinlost 2014-09-05 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, I understand. Such a discovery would leave anyone... distracted.

[He speaks with the voice of a man who has made plenty of those discoveries over the years.]

Are you having much luck finding good homes for both eggs and bunny rocks? Now that they've stopped falling from the skies, I imagine those new species have risen in value, but I've lost track of the popularity of Eevees and Growlithes long ago.
paladinlost: (flowy)

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[personal profile] paladinlost 2014-09-05 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
You'd think all those evolutions would help, yet I've not heard of many people aiming to raise them all. Not counting that household with nearly thirty members of the species, of course.

[There's statistical outliers, and then there's statistical outliers.]

Still, with those egg moves they should all be snatched up before long.
enjoymyatelier: maybe he should check the foundations, come to think of it. (red car. good point.)

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[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2014-09-06 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Honestly, I'm not sure if "repelling" is the right word here, unless you're going by the fact that dragons tend to back away in confusion after doing a whole load of nothing to them.
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[personal profile] bertall 2014-09-06 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
it might be faster to do it like you said, since i could be here for awhile if i dont knock the gym out in one go.

ive been to blackthorn before during a friends birthday! if you havent, try the hotsprings. theyre really, really nice.
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[personal profile] paladinlost 2014-09-06 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
...Did you inherit them over time, or as a set?

[He's not sure which option would be the saddest, honestly.]

The lack of eggs moves might discourage certain trainers, but Scraggies are also much less common than the others, as far as I know. Their rarity could generate some interest.
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[personal profile] paladinlost 2014-09-06 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Ah. My... well, condolences seems too strong a word.

[Then again, for certain cases it would be perfectly appropriate.]

I've no doubt they'll all be treated with love and care, no matter where they'll find themselves. Have you already made plans for future breeding pairs?
babel_hacker: (Pixie | Earliest contract)

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[personal profile] babel_hacker 2014-09-06 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
I miiiight be interested in one of your dragon-repelling disco ball. It might be fun having one and training it for battle!

[He wants it because of that idea. Plus, Atsuro's genuinely interested in learning about these new Pokemon.]
ladywithnovoice: (sassybird - meresino) (Can we just punch him in the dick)

[personal profile] ladywithnovoice 2014-09-06 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
...Bunny rock?

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