berkthorn: (high maintenance)
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III ([personal profile] berkthorn) wrote2014-09-05 05:16 pm

Second Flight. [text from blackthorn city.]

Turns out that when you spend all your time flying around the world having your pokemon destroy inn furniture, you kind of run out of money.

[And he's way too stubborn to accept Carmen paying for everything all the time, even with her unexplained reserves of cash. So here he goes...!]

To fix that, I'm taking commissions for leather goods! I've been doing this for...just about forever, so I can make just about anything put of whatever this world's version of leather is, really -- saddles, bags, saddles with bags, coats, coats with bags, bags with hidden bags, you get the idea. I can also work with metal, but I'd rather not make any weapons. I'm thinking more along the lines of prosthetic limbs (not that most of you have need for that) or jewelry.

Depending on what it is, we can talk out a price that works. Call in today and receive a free egg or bunny rock thing with your order!

Or just call in if you want the pokemon and something crafted, I guess. I'll have a list of egg moves for the ones I have on hand, but if that's all you want then I'll need to ask you to pay for them. The daily swarm pokemon just need a good home. Haven't seen what these new guys can do in battle yet, but if you're in a pinch, they make an excellent dragon-repelling disco ball*!

*May or may not actually repel dragons. The scientists are still hard at work on that one.


[And as promised, HERE is his egg list, attached to the message! It includes pictures of Eevee, Arcanine, Scrafty, Emolga, and the mysterious Carbink, with notes that the Arcanine and Scrafty are evolved forms. Also shown are examples of things he's made (warning: that last one is a gif.)

EGGS STILL AVAILABLE.]
paladinlost: (err)

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[personal profile] paladinlost 2014-09-05 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I've no idea what's a disco ball and why it would have any particular effect on dragons, but they can also distract would-be pickpockets and keep doors open. You might want to add that to your sales' pitch.

[And what a sales' pitch it is.]
bertall: (Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun)

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[personal profile] bertall 2014-09-05 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
...how much would you charge for a saddle that can fit a salamence? and do you do repairs? i uh
i have a body harness from home and one of the straps is getting worn out by the shoulders since my pokemon used to haul me around by it when they were first learning how to use fly.
enjoymyatelier: maybe he should check the foundations, come to think of it. (red car. good point.)

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[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2014-09-06 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Honestly, I'm not sure if "repelling" is the right word here, unless you're going by the fact that dragons tend to back away in confusion after doing a whole load of nothing to them.
babel_hacker: (Pixie | Earliest contract)

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[personal profile] babel_hacker 2014-09-06 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
I miiiight be interested in one of your dragon-repelling disco ball. It might be fun having one and training it for battle!

[He wants it because of that idea. Plus, Atsuro's genuinely interested in learning about these new Pokemon.]
ladywithnovoice: (sassybird - meresino) (Can we just punch him in the dick)

[personal profile] ladywithnovoice 2014-09-06 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
...Bunny rock?
pipers_son: (sillica) (If I buy you $300 worth of Popeyes)

[personal profile] pipers_son 2014-09-06 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Considering he's roadtripping everywhere with small child in tow, Joker is pretty good on Pokemon. In fact, he probably shouldn't be allowing himself anymore, so he'd normally just pass this by...]

[But then the word "prosthetic" leaps out at him and he actually pauses. He's... not been interested in getting anything new, not after he learned the truth to Doc's methods, but...]

[He fiddles about, Angel just as anxious as he is, before deciding to respond.]


whats this about prosthetics then????
codpieces: (pic#4557377)

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[personal profile] codpieces 2014-09-06 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
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doitrockapella: (PIN ❖ the better to burst your bubble)

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[personal profile] doitrockapella 2014-09-06 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
If you'd be willing to help me evolve my Boldore, I wouldn't mind letting you have some of the crystals he sheds to use in your work.

Aside from the color of the crystals, these new bunny boulders look rather similar to him, don't they?
bookslap: (many thinky thinks)

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[personal profile] bookslap 2014-09-06 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
You've got Growlithe eggs, huh. I might get one of those.

What are the bunny rock things you mentioned?
islandshore: (... let's not go there)

[personal profile] islandshore 2014-09-07 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, those things seriously repel dragons? I'd understand if they were part flying-type, but they don't look very threatening.

Still, I'd be willing to take one off your hands. And just so I'm not freeloading, I'll add one of those Eevee eggs to the order. Sound fair?
otakon_geek: (on the Mk.II)

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[personal profile] otakon_geek 2014-09-07 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it too much to ask that you craft me a berry bag for my Pokémon? I'm currently using my backpack to store berries or my pocket but they end up getting crushed. I'm also interested in the eggs you have for sale. I'd love a Growlithe egg if you have one.